Well the sun comes up and
you stare your cup of coffee, yup Right through the kitchen floor You feel
like hell so you might as well get out and sell Your smart ass door to
door
And the Mrs. wears her robe
slightly undone As your daughter dumps her oatmeal on your son And you
keep it hid Just like your dad did
Just like your dad
did
So you go to work just to
watch some jerk Pick up the perks You were in line to get And the guy
that hired you just got fired And your jobs expired They just ain't told
you yet
So you go and buy a brand
new set of wheels Just to show your family just how great you feel Acting
like a kid Just like your dad did
Just like your dad
did
And
You're a chip off the old
block Why does it come as such a shock That every road over which you
walk Your dad already did
Yeah you've seen the old
mans ghost Come back as creamed chipped beef on toast Now if you don't get
your slice of the roast You're gonna flip your lid Just like your dad
did
Just like your dad
did
Well the day was long now,
suppers on The thrill is gone But something's taking place Yeah the
food is cold and your wife feels old But all hands fold As the two year
old says grace She says help the starving children to get well But let my
brothers hamster burn in hell You love your wife and kids Just like your
dad did
